Hello There!

I'm Lacey Maloney, the Health Sanity Coach. I show people how to get healthy without going crazy! 

            I'm also a wife and mother to two furry boys.

            I'm also a wife and mother to two furry boys.

My Zest For Health Coaching 

comes from my own struggles and frustrations with trying to get healthy. See, I was in my early 20s and just trying to lose a few pounds, get into shape and... get healthy! I thought the best way to do that was to follow the advice in the media and health magazines and stay up to date on the latest "health tips". When I wasn't at the gym trying to burn the fat or scouring the internet for answers, I was counting calories, grams of carbs, fat & protein and searching for a new, lower calorie/higher protein/more satisfying snack. My life revolved around: food, worry, gym, guilt, willpower, scale. Repeat. I was miserable.

All I wanted was to reach that level of effortless health I had seen others do. You know, those people who just naturally incorporate health and fitness into their life.

But instead of getting healthy, I became anxious, obsessed, frustrated, disappointed and angry with myself... and I gained weight!!! I kept thinking there was something wrong with me. That I didn't have enough willpower. That I wasn't strong enough. 

Thankfully when I hit the wall with my frustrations & disappointments, I had a moment of clarity: I had felt so much better before, when I didn't care what I ate. The problem wasn't me, it was this crazy diet!!!

When I ditched the diet I immediately felt a sense of relief. The obsession was gone and I was happy again! But was I healthy?

I knew there had to be a way. A way to be happy + healthy.


At that point in my life, you could say the universe responded.

My path intersected with the Institute of Integrative Nutrition (IIN), that unbeknownst to me, was located just a few floors above where I worked in the Time Warner Building at Whole Foods Market in NYC. One day at work, I picked up a pamphlet for IIN that I found on the lunch table and the rest is history. That was 10 years ago! 

Fast forward to today! 

Now I combine my experiences, unique interests and education to help others realize they too can have their health, happiness and sanity! Instead of it overtaking their life, it becomes a natural, effortless part of it.

There's no better way to say it: 

You can have your cake and eat it too! 

Relevant Professional Bio

  • Received my certificate for Holistic Health Coaching in 2007 from the Institute of Integrative Nutrition.
  • Supplement buyer for Whole Foods Market from 2009-2012. 
  • Completed the Equinox Academy for Personal Training in 2013.
  • Received certificate of completion in Functional Nutrition from Holistic Nutrition Labs in 2013. 
  • Health Sanity Coach - Current

Irrelevant Professional Bio

  • First job: Waitress at Peking Panda. I learned to say important words in Mandarin Chinese like Qui-Den (which means "hurry-up") 1997-1999
  • Studied Forensic Science at John Jay College of Criminal Justice 2004-2006
  • Nanny to 4 children of 2 police detectives. Yeah I know!  
  • Head Pizza Flipper for Whole Foods Market 2005-2006.
  • Catering department secretary for Whole Foods Market 2006-2009.
  • Current: Dog park walker. Daily treks with my boys has given me professional level status!


More fun facts:

How I spend 90% of my time in the kitchen


How I dance. Just the other day I was trying to country line dance and my husband thought I was trying to do an Irish jig. Not even joking. 


No explanation here. Thanks J-Law


When someone tries to lecture me on food.

Of course, I won't lecture you either!

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When someone signs up for my newsletter.
What are you waiting for?


The majority of my clothes come from Costco or Target. It's just too convenient. 


Basically my dogs, Basil & Cosmo Italiano


Me doing a cartwheel just for kicks. Seriously that's me!